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Crummock Water

Not your everyday tap water — Crummock Water has a mind of its own (yet is quite willing to serve when asked politely)

All you need to do,” Ixworth explained, “is pour this out. Lawn and green grass work best. If you have a yard, that will do nicely. Be precise and concise, as Crummock Water has a mind of its own. When you release the water, you’ll need to shape it. Tell it what it needs to be. For example: A fresh pond, not deep, two yards by three yards, no swell, lake temperature. You can cool off and swim when it’s hot. When you’re finished, drop the mason jar into the pond, and it will collect itself." — Mr. Ixworth, owner of the Extraordinary Curiosities of Ixworth and Maddox

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